Enjoy petty crime?.
Like hanging around in herds with other small-minded morons?
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Wish to express your latent artistic talents via the medium of graffiti?
Can only communicate by grunting?
Spend hours mindlessly attempting to kick a ball at a wall, even when blitzed out of your tiny mind on Buckfast?
Simply turn up at anytime of the day or night and partake of the fun with dozens of other juvenile simians.